simsgonewrong:

hey kids, wanna buy some drugs?

simsgonewrong:

hey kids, wanna buy some drugs?

pornstarwars:

i want to go on a roadtrip but also not leave my house 

soul-assassins:

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON


Lmaoo

soul-assassins:

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

Lmaoo

matberninger:

my life is just one unattainable dark-haired guy after another 

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

(Source: stephini)

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

(Source: theone8888)

alyssaaraee:

EVERYONE STOP AND REALIZE!! THIS IS A BABY FOX!!!