COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(Source: valonqared)

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

—anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via harveyxspecter)

(Source: prettyboystyles)

corpish:

*takes butt pic* assthetic

(Source: humoristics)

perks of not being a virgin:

hex-central:

  1. the sex
  2. spared of virgin sacrifice 

pornstarwars:

we all had that phase when we were 13 when we were obsessed with youtubers and drew a cat nose and whiskers on with pencil eyeliner 

at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

insanity-and-vanity:

me & my ex boyfriend

insanity-and-vanity:

me & my ex boyfriend

(Source: alterskull)

(Source: Washington Post)