anyways happy fathers day to the only man in my life who rarely disappoints, rupert giles.
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10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans
reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser
Are you kidding me has it already been ten years since that
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when i die, have bethesda lower my coffin into the ground so they can let me down one more time
-coffin begins rattling loudly- -corpse hand glitches through the lid of the coffin- -noise never stops-
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You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.
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today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier
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Greek myths are fucking great because their gods are so human. They argue, they fuck up at things, they make fun of each other, they piss each other off, it’s great, there’s so much human interaction and then Christianity comes in like that guy and is all like “oh my god is infallible and knows everything and immortal and everywhere at once and you can’t see it but its totally there and stronger than everything” shut the fuck up Christianity go take a writing class
did you just call the Christian god a Mary Sue
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I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.
a skull, a book, and an hour-glass,
Imagine being so unreasonably wealthy and so determined to avoid reality that you literally pay people to be NPCs for you.
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